I ate way too much beef over the weekend. First, in Portland I ate a cheddar cheese, garlic burger that was twice as thick as it should have been. And yesterday, at the Taco Bell down the street I ate a half pound beef and potato burrito, a burrito supreme (with beef), and a nacho supreme (also with beef).
And so, I wasn't too surprised when my personal private investigator told me today that I had made it onto the C.O.A.'s (Cow Association of America) top 10 most wanted list.