And so, I wasn't too surprised when my personal private investigator told me today that I had made it onto the C.O.A.'s (Cow Association of America) top 10 most wanted list.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Dangerous Beef Consumption
I ate way too much beef over the weekend. First, in Portland I ate a cheddar cheese, garlic burger that was twice as thick as it should have been. And yesterday, at the Taco Bell down the street I ate a half pound beef and potato burrito, a burrito supreme (with beef), and a nacho supreme (also with beef).
And so, I wasn't too surprised when my personal private investigator told me today that I had made it onto the C.O.A.'s (Cow Association of America) top 10 most wanted list.
And so, I wasn't too surprised when my personal private investigator told me today that I had made it onto the C.O.A.'s (Cow Association of America) top 10 most wanted list.
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ReplyDeletewhen cows see Patrick they run in the opposite direction.
ReplyDeletewhy do you eat so much beef?
if you had stopped by my place after taco bell, i would have cooked you healthy vegetables...
ReplyDeleteThat could increase the length of my life. I will keep that in mind.
ReplyDelete...in other words, THANX!
Cow killer.
ReplyDeleteBen Blood, I'm hoping against hope that was an Oh Brother Where Art Thou reference.
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